Eyolfson reliably pushes the Liberal party line and often turns the topic to his own riding, especially to call for more federal spending there. He gets noticeably passionate when discussing sexual assault cases in the military and civilian courts.
“When you say 'government should get out of the way,' I think you read too much Ayn Rand. I want the government to protect businesses from US tariffs. I'm going to challenge you to say what would happen if the government didn't help.”
“I want to cheer for a program that spends money in my riding. I like motorcycles and I want to signal I support fighting cancer. We should spend taxpayer dollars on this program.”
“I don't like that the Seven Oaks emergency room closed. It's bad. Our government is doing many good things for lower-income Canadians though. We're helping a lot! I'm talking about nice things we're doing instead of what you asked.”
“We already said we're helping the poorest people. That includes seniors.”
“Thank you for the nice words. I know this grocery rebate doesn't help everyone. But it helps the poorest people the most. That's what we wanted.”
“I want to give money to people in my riding. Gas prices are high so I want the government to lower them. Housing is expensive so I want the government to spend money on more housing. I want more money for apprenticeships in trades. I want more money for aerospace jobs in my riding. I want more money to fight fraud. I want more money for sports programs for young people. I want people in my riding to feel that the government is helping them.”
“I like seeing my riding in the news. This local garden project makes me look good. A grant bought them a garden. School clubs are using it for indigenous studies. The teacher did well. It's green. We need taxpayers to spend on green things.”
“I don't understand why they changed their minds. They say military culture changed. I don't see the evidence for that.”
“It's very simple: no military commander should judge any case of sexual assault. All should go to civilian courts. No exceptions.”
“This justice says to do it my way. I call you names if you question that.”
“I want people to know I'm against sexual assault. The member's words upset me. I don't actually have the numbers.”
“I want to pass this bill to move military sexual misconduct cases to civilian courts. The opposition's amendments would make the system more complex and less clear. We can't go backwards.”