MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

Hon. François-Philippe Champagne

Champagne is a cheerleader for the Liberal government, frequently touting Canada's economic growth and the government's spending on programs and investments. He often deflects criticism by accusing the Conservatives of talking down the economy and highlights the government's 'generational investments' in housing, infrastructure, and innovation. He is skilled at filling time with kind words and praise for his colleagues while avoiding committing to specific actions or answering questions directly.

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Business of Supply

“I want more people to invest through the government's program. I'll make it sound nice by calling it 'collective wealth' and 'building Canada strong.'”
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“I want everyone to cheer. The IMF says we're good. Look, Canada's economy grew more than many countries. Even my opponents should cheer for Canada's economy.”
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“More flattery for you. I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later. Canada and Germany have a good credit rating. This lets our government spend big.”
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“I still want my launch site. Talking to astronauts will make you agree with me.”
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“Why are you criticizing this? I want you to stop criticizing this program. I don't want to answer your question.”
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“I want Canadians to be happy about space stuff. I don't want to talk about that land deal.”
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“I want to change the subject. Let's talk about anything except the money. I need taxpayers to spend more on my program. I want to talk about space and astronauts instead of money.”
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“I want to change the subject to avoid the question. We should talk about other things.”
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“I want taxpayers to spend money on space in my riding. Never mind how much it costs or whether that company can deliver.”
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“I don't want you to criticize our space industry decisions. You should only say nice things about our moon trip.”
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“I don't like your accusation. Be careful. Space is good. The government should invest in space.”
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“I'm evading your question about a specific lease by talking about 'space' in general. I hope saying 'space is important' and talking about my old job will distract you so you don't notice that I didn't actually answer what you asked.”
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“I'm filling time by saying nice things about our government helping workers and industry. I want you to think we are doing a good job. I'm not going to talk about the problems you brought up.”
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“I want you to celebrate spending taxpayer money to attract a European manufacturer. Never mind that these projects get delayed. Smart countries spend money now for benefits in the future. This will be good for one town in Ontario.”
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“You say companies lose money on electric cars. But the government is smart! We only give companies money after they sell a car. So the government isn't wasting anything. We spend lots of money and it's all very responsible.”
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“I'm very happy you asked me that. I want everyone to know that our electric vehicle plan is working great. Volkswagen is opening a big factory here. Did you know we've never had a big European car company come here before? You can see in my big smile how great this is. I know you agree with me in your heart even if you don't say it. You're smiling because you know we're doing great things for the workers. I could go on about this for a long time.”
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“I disagree. I think electric cars are still the future. Look, it took Tesla 17 years to be profitable. When the Model T Ford was introduced, it was not a success. We've been using the same car engines for 100 years. Now we're switching to a new technology. It's normal that it will take time for people to adjust. The U.S. has caused some delays. But I still believe we should spend taxpayers' money on electric car projects.”
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“I want voters in my riding watching this to think I'm doing a good job. I want them to believe the government has a plan to fix the economy. It has to look like we're in control when things are uncertain. I want to claim credit for all the spending and programs the government announced. I want people to think this spending makes Canada's economy grow. I want to avoid any blame for high costs and hard times.”
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“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later. I want taxpayers to spend more money on housing because that's popular. I want voters to cheer for me because spending money to build homes sounds nice.”
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“I'm also using my time to flatter the chair instead of answering the question.”
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