MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

Tom Osborne

Osborne reliably pushes the party line, talking up Liberal spending programs and attacking Conservatives for voting against them. He fill his time with kind words that don't say much and tries to avoid taking clear positions on difficult issues.

Private Members' Business

Corrections and Conditional Release Act

“I want to look like I care about safety, but I don't like this bill. I think the government should focus on rehabilitating criminals instead of punishing them. I'm worried this bill would make it harder for criminals to access programs to reform their behavior. I think this bill would make our communities less safe because it puts politics ahead of evidence-based policies.”
Our translation 92% shorter

Oral Questions

The Economy

“'The U.S. put unfair tariffs on us. That did hurt. I want the Conservatives to stop mentioning that and help build more infrastructure projects.'”
Our translation 75% shorter
“You Conservatives are hypocrites. You vote against affordability measures, then complain about affordability. You talk down the economy while we try to find solutions. The US is our largest trading partner, so of course we're impacted. We're building infrastructure and trade corridors. Stop being so negative and join us in believing in Canada and Canadians.”
Our translation 43% shorter

Adjournment Proceedings

Adjournment Proceedings

“You talked about people not listening? You're the ones who keep voting against our big spending programs. You voted against our tax cut for first-time homebuyers. You voted against $10-a-day child care. You voted against our income tax cut. You voted against the Canada child benefit. And now you complain we don't listen? You're the ones who won't pass our programs to spend money on young Canadians.”
Our translation 51% shorter
“The Liberals say they have plans to create jobs and train workers. They list off many promises and programs with big numbers. They want Canadians to believe they are doing a lot to help the economy.”
Our translation 92% shorter
“You might cut spending. I need voters to be afraid of that. I'm trying to scare voters by naming programs you voted against. Naming those programs makes me look generous and paints you as mean. I hope voters forget that all of those programs cost money and some of them don't work.”
Our translation 58% shorter
“We know life is expensive. We can't control world events, but we're giving money to lots of people. Don't worry, we'll do even more later.”
Our translation 95% shorter
“I want to look good by saying nice things about the government's plans. We will spend money on many things that Canadians want. We will be responsible with our spending. I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later.”
Our translation 20% shorter
“The government is cutting 16,000 jobs and 1,000 executive positions to save money. We say we are being fair and compassionate by using attrition and voluntary departures. We have an early retirement incentive to encourage people to leave. These cuts are necessary to redirect funds to other priorities.”
Our translation 87% shorter

Government Orders

Strong and Free Elections Act

“I want you to keep talking. The more you talk, the less time I might have to take a real position.”
Our translation 76% shorter