MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

Pauline Rochefort

Rochefort reliably turns every topic into a pitch for her own riding, listing off specific benefits and programs it receives. She frequently dodges direct questions by changing the subject to positive news in Nipissing—Timiskaming, and fills her speaking time with cheerful but vague platitudes about the government's overall direction.

Oral Questions

The Economy

“I don't want to talk about the recession. I will change the subject to a company that creates jobs. I want you to think I am doing good things.”
Our translation 69% shorter
“Government must spend more money on my program! My riding needs these payments. We are spending to help Canadians.”
Our translation 75% shorter
“I want to cheer for spending money in my riding. More government money will buy well-paid jobs. Ignore the recession. Look over here instead.”
Our translation 74% shorter

Statements by Members

Retirement Congratulations

“I want to cheer for a program that spends money in my riding. Laura Landers did good by supporting local artists and promoting local culture and history. I think she deserves congratulations on her career.”
Our translation 76% shorter

Statements by Members

Canadian Victoria Cross

“I'm so happy that people support my petition. I want the government to know many people agree with me. I hope this leads to the government giving more medals to veterans.”
Our translation 81% shorter

Government Orders

Spring Economic Update 2026 Implementation Act

“I want to create a contrast where Liberals look generous and opposition looks stingy. I want my riding to think government is investing in them. The design of the funds hasn't been publicly announced yet, but I want people to think that consultations are under way.”
Our translation 68% shorter
“I don't want to answer your specific question about Canada's debt accounting. Instead I will talk about how the International Monetary Fund praises Canada's fiscal responsibility. I encourage everyone in your riding to read our economic update and see the positive economic indicators.”
Our translation 66% shorter
“I agree that local media is important. CBC/Radio-Canada is very important in my riding. The government's support for local journalists is important too. I just want to say that I agree and I support this.”
Our translation 45% shorter
“I'm listing off as many programs and numbers as I can. Look at all the benefits my riding gets! I want voters to think I got them these things. And look, a tax cut and some infrastructure money too! Home builders like those, so I'll name-drop them too. I'll even throw in some military spending, maybe that will impress voters. All these different programs prove that Canada is doing a lot for my riding.”
Our translation 76% shorter
“I want people to feel included. I bought savings bonds when I was young and it made me feel good. I think a new fund can make us feel like a team. Our riding gets money for many things already.”
Our translation 96% shorter

Government Orders

Business of Supply

“I want my party to look good. Let me say kind words about my colleague so it looks like our whole team is smart and in control. I'm filling time by name-dropping the Parliamentary Budget Officer and repeating kind vague words she said.”
Our translation 61% shorter