Government Orders
Points of Order
“I messed up my vote and want to redo it without changing the result.”
MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT
Hon. David McGuinty
McGuinty fills time with kind words and lists of government spending he says will create jobs. He avoids answering direct questions, instead accusing the Conservatives of being against the military and jobs if they question his spending. McGuinty wants billions for space programs, saying they increase sovereignty and are worth any cost, while dodging specifics on costs or timelines.
Oral Questions
National Defence
“I don't want to give a straight answer about the cost or number of jets. I'm just going to say we're committed to buying jets and that it will be good for Canadians somehow.”
Oral Questions
Aerospace Industry
“I'm going to deflect from the specific accusation about insider dealings and just say our government spending is creating jobs and helping the economy in Atlantic Canada. It's fine that we're spending a lot of money because it will pay off for Canada in the long run.”
Oral Questions
National Defence
“We're doing a lot for the military. We're buying weapons and building homes. Things are getting better, but it's hard when the other party left us with such a mess.”
“I'm going to ignore your criticism and talk about how great we are instead. A year ago we promised to spend more on defence. We're building new housing units for the military. Some are already being built. We're making progress bit by bit. That's what our troops really need.”
“I say the Conservatives are making things up. Look at all the great investments and improvements we're making! Applications are up, salaries are up, and training times are down. Everything is going great under the Liberals!”
Oral Questions
Taxation
“The opposition is wrong. The opposition's tax ideas won't fix anything. I talk about good numbers instead. The opposition never talks about the good numbers. The opposition has no plan.”
Oral Questions
The Economy
“Our military spending is creating jobs. Look at all these ships and vehicles we're buying! I could list numbers all day. Thousands of jobs! Defense is creating so many jobs. Canada's doing great. You shouldn't say bad things about the economy. Help us spend more!”
“Our economy is doing great under our leadership. I want to take credit for all the good numbers. Also I'm announcing a lot of big government spending to make us look good. I want to accuse you of getting your facts wrong.”
Oral Questions
The Economy
“You're focusing on the bad news, but I want to focus on the good news. Job numbers are up. We're investing in lots of different programs. I think our plan is working.”
Oral Questions
The Economy
“You say there's a recession, but I won't answer that. Where is your plan? I want to hear a detailed policy plan from you. I'll just keep asking about your lack of a plan instead of responding to the recession question.”
Oral Questions
The Economy
“I don't want to answer your question. Instead I will happily attack you and your record. You spent too much money when you were in power.”
Oral Questions
The Economy
“I'm going to ignore your criticism because I don't have a real answer. You are bad. Stop hurting our feelings. You should help the country by saying nice things.”
Oral Questions
The Economy
“I'm filling time listing big expensive things the government is buying. The other party doesn't like it when I list big expensive things.”
“You say the economy is bad, but look, our government spending on ships and planes is creating jobs! Thousands of jobs! Why are you so negative? Support our programs!”
Oral Questions
National Defence
“I don't like that question. I won't answer who made the decision. I am saying nice things about the air force instead.”
“I want you to stop criticizing and agree with me. We promise to buy planes someday in the distant future.”
“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later.”
Oral Questions
Aerospace Industry
“Those people don't want to hear the truth. I'm going to list things our military spending bought instead.”
“I'm filling time with Canadian workers and enhancing security. I'm not giving any numbers or answering for the spaceport costs.”