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A debate about high gas prices and taxes. The Conservative member complained about high gas taxes and prices, while the Liberal member blamed global factors and talked up their new spending programs.

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Helena Konanz

Conservative
“Families need to drive. Gas prices are high. The government should cut gas taxes for everyone. Our plan would cut gas prices by 25 cents per liter all year. The Liberal plan only cuts prices until Labour Day. Gas prices are still very high even with the Liberal plan. High gas prices hurt rural communities most. Why won't the government cut gas taxes for longer?”
Our translation 88% shorter

Ryan Turnbull

Liberal
“Global events caused high prices. We cut some taxes. That saves families money. Conservatives don't support our spending programs. They didn't vote to feed kids. Conservatives pretend to care about food prices but won't help kids. Conservatives won't accept the truth.”
Our translation 90% shorter

Ryan Turnbull

Liberal
“I want praise for making people dependent on my government. I'll try to buy votes by listing off as many spending goodies as I can think of, like $1900 per family and a food security strategy. Never mind if any of these programs actually work well or are a good use of taxpayer money. Hey, I even threw in 'greenhouses' to sound like I care about the environment. Oh, and I'll quickly mention the $11 billion drop in the deficit like that makes up for all the spending. I won't mention the overall debt or long-term impact. Please just focus on the goodies.”
Our translation 50% shorter

Helena Konanz

Conservative
“The government's gas tax cut will end too soon. I want longer relief at the pump. Look at how other countries cut their gas taxes more than we did. I want Canada to copy them. The government should adopt my party's plan to cut gas taxes for longer.”
Our translation 68% shorter

Ryan Turnbull

Liberal
“The opposition complains but they vote against our ideas. We created many programs! I like one that spends a lot every month to cut child care costs. The opposition voted against it. We paused one fuel tax. We will look at it again later.”
Our translation 73% shorter