Peter Schiefke, Vaudreuil
“The Conservative leader is doing a bad job. His ideas have no depth, his poll numbers are bad, and he acts like Donald Trump. I advise him to stop acting tough and just act normal.”
“Mr. Speaker, Seems the opposition leader finds himself in a jam When yesterday he referred to “green eggs and ham”. Now, over on this side, we don’t think it’s a crime To talk about politics in the form of a rhyme. And to tell you the truth, we were starting to fret Since the leadership review, he’s been missing the net. After his brilliant appearance on air with Joe Rogan He’s been unable to land even one catchy slogan. He’s often accused of being a Trumper Cuz his policy depth fits on a car bumper. He scores well with bots, the streamers and trolls But his numbers are like Trump’s when it comes to the polls. So in a gesture of kindness, we’ll try to be nice We’d like to keep him as leader, so here’s some advice: Don’t try to talk tough, or be awkwardly formal Surrender yourself, and just try to act normal.”
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Mr. Speaker, Seems the opposition leader finds himself in a jam When yesterday he referred to “green eggs and ham”. Now, over on this side, we don’t think it’s a crime To talk about politics in the form of a rhyme. And to tell you the truth, we were starting to fret Since the leadership review, he’s been missing the net. After his brilliant appearance on air with Joe Rogan He’s been unable to land even one catchy slogan. He’s often accused of being a Trumper Cuz his policy depth fits on a car bumper. He scores well with bots, the streamers and trolls But his numbers are like Trump’s when it comes to the polls. So in a gesture of kindness, we’ll try to be nice We’d like to keep him as leader, so here’s some advice: Don’t try to talk tough, or be awkwardly formal Surrender yourself, and just try to act normal.