“Why are you spending this fund inside Canada? That will only drive up prices. The Norway fund avoids this by investing outside Norway.”
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Recent debates
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Spring Economic Update 2026 Implementation Act
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Business of Supply
A wide-ranging bill to implement the Spring 2026 Economic Update, touching on everything from tax deductions for tradespeople to aviation fuel taxes to beer excise duty rates. In 5 hours of debate, MPs mostly grilled the Finance Minister on unrelated topics like ride-sharing regulation, StatsCan data collection, and election promises from 2015. Some substantive questions were asked about domestic investment levels and the bill's housing provisions, but mostly talk went in circles without many direct answers.
“I don't care about other countries' funds. Canada's fund should spend inside Canada. We must build more in Canada.”
“You gave money to your friends before. Are you doing it again?”
“I want people watching to think you're bad for questioning this. I'll talk about how this creates wealth for everyone and hope that sounds better than your accusations.”
“I'm asking for a promise that the finance minister will stay out of the room when they pick who gets to run this new pile of money.”
“I'm just repeating the official line that this slush fund will be independent.”
“Who gets to pick the people running this slush fund? Will the minister have a hand in it?”
“I don't want to say who picks the board. I'll just talk about Canada being great at this stuff.”
“I want the minister to promise he won't meddle in appointing board members. His non-answer makes me think he wants to pick them himself.”
“I'm repeating myself to run out the clock. I won't say whether I'll meddle in picking the board or not. I just keep saying 'arm's length' and 'best practices'.”
“I'm saying many nice things about local businesses and our spending to help them. I won't say whether that spending will actually work. I'm hoping the nice words and spending will make us look good.”
“I want voters in Compton—Stanstead to think the MP is doing a good job. The MP told me things, I met with some businesses, and referred something to a tribunal. I want people in Quebec to think the government is helping this industry. I won't say whether our actions will actually work. I want to cheer for the MP so she looks good.”
“I want voters to think I'm doing good work on furniture and cabinets. I want my colleague to look good too. I want the government to give money to local media, not just big media. I want the government to make sure people in regions hear news that affects them. I want the Finance Minister to tell me if the government will give more help and money in the economic update.”
“I want to cheer again for my colleague. Journalists are very important to our democracy. We need to give them taxpayers' money. We held consultations on a journalism tax credit. We know we need to support newsrooms. We will spend more to support journalism in the economic update. Journalists play a very important part in democracy.”
“I'm filling time by talking about how much time I'll spend talking. I'll share my time with a friend who agrees with me. People asked questions but didn't get answers they liked. I'll ask again since you're probably tired of answering.”
“Are you tired? Do you buy your own groceries?”
“I'm in good health. I ran today. Let's keep going.”
“The minister won't answer basic questions.”
“I want that to sound good. I like my constituents to see me. I want them to think I am just like them.”
“I will ask something easy to make the minister look bad if he doesn't know common prices.”