“We know affordability is a problem but we're doing a lot to fix it. Trust me, we have this covered.”
What they said. What they meant.
Plain-language translations from the House of Commons.
Recent debates
8 latest topics
Spring Economic Update 2026 Implementation Act
57 statements
Spring Economic Update 2026 Implementation Act
19 statements
Arab Heritage Month Act
5 statements
The Economy
15 statements
Government Priorities
2 statements
Government Priorities
2 statements
Housing
12 statements
The Environment
2 statements
Government Orders
Business of Supply
A wide-ranging bill to implement the Spring 2026 Economic Update, touching on everything from tax deductions for tradespeople to aviation fuel taxes to beer excise duty rates. In 5 hours of debate, MPs mostly grilled the Finance Minister on unrelated topics like ride-sharing regulation, StatsCan data collection, and election promises from 2015. Some substantive questions were asked about domestic investment levels and the bill's housing provisions, but mostly talk went in circles without many direct answers.
“I want to spend a lot of money on many things. I want Canadians to feel good about the government spending money.”
“I want to talk about how our government helps Canadians. I want Canadians to feel good about the government spending money. I will list many things that our government does. I want Canadians to think we are helping with affordability. I want Canadians to believe our spending will build a strong country.”
“We want Canadians to think we are helping with affordability. I will list three things our government does: housing, groceries, and gas. We spend a lot of money on housing. The IMF said some countries like Canada can spend on it. We send money to Canadians to help with groceries. We want Canadians to think we are helping them now and in the future. We want Canadians to believe our big spending will make things more affordable.”
“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later. Quebec is getting money for housing. Quebec can decide how to use it. Quebec likes this.”
“I want my colleague to know we protected research funding while cutting other spending. We think this is important for our communities and for Canada's future.”
“Look, the $37 million fund for local news is in the spending estimates. I announced it in the spring economic statement, so he should be happy.”
“I won't answer your narrow question about that one tax. Instead let me rattle off numbers to sound smart and caring without committing to specific action.”
“I don't want to answer that. I want to look like I'm helping workers and growing the economy.”
“I want to cheer for my own party. I think it's normal for our government to spend a lot of money. We say we found a way to spend a little less while still spending a lot.”
“I'm protecting spending everywhere I can. Defence, indigenous services, research and development - I protected budgets in all those areas. I know how important they are and I made sure they were safe.”
“I'm dodging the specific question about asylum seeker money. Talking about my good relationship with Quebec instead. Everything is fine. No need to worry. I'm pals with Quebec.”
“I don't like how you said that. I will pretend you didn't mean it. I just want to say that our party cares about Quebec. I represent part of Quebec. I want the Quebec voters to like me.”
“The company is connected to me but I'm going to ignore your question. I want to list big spending projects my government is proud of. That's a lot of taxpayer money!”
“We are spending a lot of money on many things. I want you to be happy that we agreed to spend money on a thing you asked for.”
“We cut $229 million from Statistics Canada. I want you to think that's fine. I'll use buzzwords like efficiency and technology to try to sell it.”
“I'm not going to admit anything about the Prime Minister. The Ethics Commissioner's independent. He has the money he needs. That's all I'll say.”
“You're from Quebec too. Look how much we spent in Quebec! I want you to praise us for spending all that money.”
“I'm also using my time to flatter the chair instead of answering the question.”
“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later.”