MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

Hon. Adam van Koeverden

Van Koeverden reliably cheers for his government's spending, whether the topic is sports, dental care, or the economy. He argues their stimulus is an investment that creates jobs and proudly cites how many people in specific ridings benefit from each program. On crime, he avoids talking lockup and looks for other areas to spend to reduce it. He attacks Conservative MPs personally, accusing them of not caring, not understanding, or wanting to cut popular programs his party started.

Oral Questions

Sport

“I want taxpayers to spend a billion dollars on soccer and cheer for my government while we do it.”
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Oral Questions

The Economy

“The Conservatives keep asking the same questions about the economy being bad. I think they should ask about something else. The economy is actually good. Lots of Canadians have jobs.”
Our translation 77% shorter

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The Economy

“I like my friend across the aisle. Too bad he has to throw insults. We're going to stay positive. Look at all the new jobs. Many in construction. That's good for his riding. Let's build the country up. We have a plan.”
Our translation 70% shorter

Government Orders

Government Orders

“I'm filling time by talking about my colleague's work and the government's focus on crime legislation. Court delays are a provincial issue, but I want to look like I'm doing something by talking about them. I'm also trying to shift blame to Premier Doug Ford by bringing up a recent news story about prisoners being released.”
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“I want to pass this bill quickly. I don't want to debate it more. I want to look like I'm solving problems.”
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“I don't want to lock up more criminals for longer. I want to spend money on other things I call upstream solutions. Then there will be less crime and victims will be protected.”
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“I want to pass this bill to add more flexibility so judges can avoid staying criminal cases. More government spending on sports will reduce crime.”
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Oral Questions

Points of Order

“I'm filling time with kind words. The government will spend money and pass laws.”
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Oral Questions

Artificial Intelligence

“What she said is a real problem. But look at all these nice bills! Our nice bills will fix everything. Please don't worry about the details or whether they work. No no, these are very good bills that protect you.”
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“I'm saying nice things about AI to make our government look good. We want people to think we're doing something important. Please ignore the lack of specifics.”
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Oral Questions

The Economy

“I want you to be ashamed for opposing my party's policies. We are helping families in your riding with benefits and jobs. You are not helping because you criticize our policies and read the same speeches. I want to talk about my party's help for families instead of answering your points directly.”
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“I don't like that you think tariffs and wars don't affect the economy. The government is helping people. You voted against our programs. I don't like that.”
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Sport

“We are spending $750 million dollars on the Olympics because it makes us feel proud.”
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“The government is spending $755 million on sports because it's popular and makes people feel good.”
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Taxation

“My party gives people free money and programs. Your party voted against it. My party will keep spending money to buy votes. Your party is bad and wrong.”
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Finance

“Don't look at all the spending and debt! Look at the nice things we bought with it instead.”
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“I want the member to admit she will cut popular benefit programs. Government spending is good for my riding. People in my riding use these programs. My programs help people. Cuts would be bad. The member has bad plans. I don't like her plans.”
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Sport

“We're spending $6.2 million dollars on mental health programs for national athletes. Vote for us if you want to cheer for Team Canada.”
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Finance

“The Conservatives don't get it. Spending on this stuff is good. We should totally do more of it. It helps people, man.”
Our translation 81% shorter

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Finance

“I want to cheer for popular programs my party created. I want voters to feel these spending promises are at risk. If I scare voters about losing benefits they might keep voting for us.”
Our translation 68% shorter