MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

Jacques Ramsay

Ramsay rarely misses a chance to fill time by cheerleading for his own riding. He sticks unswervingly to optimistic but vague government talking points, dodging direct questions by listing backstory or simply changing the subject. His one genuinely clear focus is wanting more funding and power for law enforcement.

Oral Questions

Public Safety

“I want to cheer for police officers and look sad about their sacrifice. I want to fill time with kind words.”
Our translation 81% shorter
“I want to look sad about a police death on the news. We're still investigating. We'll say more later when we know more.”
Our translation 69% shorter
“We're doing stuff. We looked at visas. We took this very seriously. I want you to think we are keeping you safe.”
Our translation 65% shorter

Statements by Members

Bakery Cup of Canada

“I'm filling time by talking about a popular local bakery. I want the government to seem to care about small businesses and skilled trades.”
Our translation 83% shorter

Oral Questions

Public Safety

“We spent money. We did something. I'm changing the subject.”
Our translation 80% shorter
“We passed many bills with big names. Conservatives should vote for our new bill too.”
Our translation 80% shorter

Government Orders

Spring Economic Update 2026 Implementation Act

“I want to spend more of your tax dollars on training programs. It's essential to make people think this looks productive. You wouldn't want untrained workers, would you?”
Our translation 53% shorter
“I want the government to spend more money on Canadian businesses. I think contracts should say that. I hope my government agrees with me.”
Our translation 80% shorter
“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later. Look over here at this other thing we're doing instead. I don't want to answer the real question about our double standard. We're better than those other countries I think.”
Our translation 65% shorter
“I'm filling time by listing good-news numbers for an airport in my riding. The real point is I want taxpayers to spend more on programs I like there. And I want my constituents to think I made all good things happen.”
Our translation 84% shorter
“I want my constituents to think the government is working hard for them. The spring economic update includes many measures that put money directly into people's pockets. I will list them all to create the impression of the government doing a lot. The government is spending billions on housing and infrastructure projects that will benefit my riding and make me look good.”
Our translation 94% shorter

Private Members' Business

Food and Drugs Act

“I want my colleague's bill to pass. More laws are good. I trust my colleague to make laws about drugs. I don't care what drug companies think.”
Our translation 58% shorter

Oral Questions

Public Safety

“I want people to think we are tough on crime and that this bill will keep them safe. I'm hoping if I talk about victims and bad guys it will make our plan sound good.”
Our translation 65% shorter

Statements by Members

Students from École Jean XXIII

“I'm filling time by saying nice things about children. I hope that if I talk about how much my preferred programs will help them, it will make me look good. I want to assocate myself with these curious children to make it seem like I am doing a good job. I want these programs to continue so that I can claim I helped students when I'm campaigning for re-election.”
Our translation 60% shorter

Oral Questions

Public Safety

“I'm glad everyone came to our event. Police groups want more power. We should pass our bill to give them the tools they asked for.”
Our translation 75% shorter