Oral Questions
Public Safety
“I want to cheer for police officers and look sad about their sacrifice. I want to fill time with kind words.”
MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT
Ramsay rarely misses a chance to fill time by cheerleading for his own riding. He sticks unswervingly to optimistic but vague government talking points, dodging direct questions by listing backstory or simply changing the subject. His one genuinely clear focus is wanting more funding and power for law enforcement.
Oral Questions
“I want to cheer for police officers and look sad about their sacrifice. I want to fill time with kind words.”
“I want to look sad about a police death on the news. We're still investigating. We'll say more later when we know more.”
“We're doing stuff. We looked at visas. We took this very seriously. I want you to think we are keeping you safe.”
Statements by Members
“I'm filling time by talking about a popular local bakery. I want the government to seem to care about small businesses and skilled trades.”
Oral Questions
“We spent money. We did something. I'm changing the subject.”
“We passed many bills with big names. Conservatives should vote for our new bill too.”
Government Orders
“I want to spend more of your tax dollars on training programs. It's essential to make people think this looks productive. You wouldn't want untrained workers, would you?”
“I want the government to spend more money on Canadian businesses. I think contracts should say that. I hope my government agrees with me.”
“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later. Look over here at this other thing we're doing instead. I don't want to answer the real question about our double standard. We're better than those other countries I think.”
“I'm filling time by listing good-news numbers for an airport in my riding. The real point is I want taxpayers to spend more on programs I like there. And I want my constituents to think I made all good things happen.”
“I want my constituents to think the government is working hard for them. The spring economic update includes many measures that put money directly into people's pockets. I will list them all to create the impression of the government doing a lot. The government is spending billions on housing and infrastructure projects that will benefit my riding and make me look good.”
Private Members' Business
“I want my colleague's bill to pass. More laws are good. I trust my colleague to make laws about drugs. I don't care what drug companies think.”
Oral Questions
“I want people to think we are tough on crime and that this bill will keep them safe. I'm hoping if I talk about victims and bad guys it will make our plan sound good.”
Statements by Members
“I'm filling time by saying nice things about children. I hope that if I talk about how much my preferred programs will help them, it will make me look good. I want to assocate myself with these curious children to make it seem like I am doing a good job. I want these programs to continue so that I can claim I helped students when I'm campaigning for re-election.”
Oral Questions
“I'm glad everyone came to our event. Police groups want more power. We should pass our bill to give them the tools they asked for.”