MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

Hon. Lena Metlege Diab

Diab rarely gives a clear yes or no answer and frequently dodges around questions in the House, filling time with slogans about 'protecting Canadians' and the government's plans. She openly says she won't answer specific questions if they're 'traps' or demands she doesn't like, and often pretends not to understand the real point. When she does give concrete numbers, they're usually self-flattering stats or promises of deportations she claims will happen eventually.

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Business of Supply

“I want to look like I'm answering the question without giving a real answer. I'll say youth jobs are important, then fill time talking about a government program that spends money in every riding.”
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“Thanks for reminding me to speak to immigrants in Quebec. I want Canada to keep bringing in more and more people from around the world. There are many challenges but we will keep spending and coordinating to keep this going.”
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“I will thank the other politician to look good. Then I will say we are helping people from Hong Kong. Our program brought many Hong Kong people to Canada. They can come to study and work. But now it is very slow to get permanent residence. We only let a few people in each year. I am open about the long wait. Many people must wait for years. They might be able to come in other ways, like the provincial program. I met two people who did that and they are working in Nova Scotia now. They are happy.”
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“I don't like that. I think its very bad. I want to protect Canadians.”
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“I want to look like I care about public safety. I think the other party is obstructing. I want people to think I'm doing a good job.”
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“You raise a real case, but I'll ignore it and repeat talking points instead. We deport many people. I assure you the law doesn't allow discounts. Sentences must be proportionate.”
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“There are consequences for serious crimes. CBSA investigates. There's a process. Then they get deported.”
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“I don't like that you're bringing this up. That bill would have made a real difference. Instead I'll just say there are already laws and processes for removing criminals. CBSA investigates, but I won't make any concrete promises about deporting this strangler.”
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“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later.”
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“I'm dodging your real question by just saying 'serious consequences'. If I don't mention a concrete action I can't be pinned down later.”
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“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later.”
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“I want to look good by saying a big number. I hope you don't ask if that number is enough.”
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“I want to look like I'm being tough on crime.”
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“If he's here and did something wrong, the border agency will look into it. Otherwise, it's a job for the local police and courts.”
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“That's not in our rules. We take it all seriously. The border agency deports people when they have to.”
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“I don't want to answer the question. Let me just repeat that crime is bad.”
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“That's fine. After any sentence, we'll deport him. It's handled.”
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“I want to look like I care about public safety. It's the courts' problem, not mine.”
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“I want to look like I'm answering your question without actually giving you a direct answer or any specific information about this case.”
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“I need to make it look like I'm doing something about crime. I don't want anyone to think the minister screwed up.”
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