“I want you to agree with me that our government is very good. We got rid of one tax and moved some other taxes around to help pay for gas. Those are good things that you should cheer for.”
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Spring Economic Update 2026 Implementation Act
A massive bill to implement the federal budget. It touches everything from taxes to banking to food safety to the Canada Pension Plan. In debate, MPs spent time making partisan jabs, talking about their ridings, and discussing things only vaguely related to the bill, like the IMF and U.S. relations, rather than the bill's actual contents.
“I'm filling time by talking about world events that the other party can't control. I want to avoid defending my government's actions on the issues the other member brought up.”
“I want Canadians to feel good about our economy. We are doing a lot of things. Our economy is growing. We are giving people money. We are investing in many big projects. I hope people will like all the things we are doing.”
“You caused a problem. Now you're taking credit for a solution. I don't like that. We're going to study it more.”
“I want to look like I'm doing something without committing to anything.”
“The government is spending $7 billion on a housing program. I met some people who bought a house. Talk about our housing plans some more so we look like we're helping young people.”
“I want to spend lots of money on housing programs and brag about how much we're spending. I also want to pat my friend on the back for spending billions.”
“We're committed to net zero by 2050. I want to say that again and again.”
“I want voters to know I like volleyball. I like sports programs. I want the government to spend $775 million on sports programs. Our party is doing a good job. Life is hard. Sports teach you that. I want to talk about good things our party has done. I want to talk about many areas of government spending. Our party is managing the government's money well. I am very optimistic about the future.”
“I want to look good by saying we're spending a lot of money in my riding. The other guy should be quiet.”
“I want to cheer for a program that spends money in my riding. I agree the government should spend more on sports programs for everyone, not just elite athletes. I want the government to take a leadership role and partner with provinces and municipalities to spend even more on sports and sports infrastructure.”
“I want the government to spend more money on training programs for skilled trades. I think this will help young Canadians get jobs in those trades. I am asking you to agree with me that the government should spend money on this.”
“I'm glad I get to talk about my government spending $51 billion on Build Canada and $13 billion on Build Canada Homes. I think this is very important. I used to work in construction. I think skilled trades jobs are good for communities. I want the government to spend more money on training the next generation of workers.”
“No, no, our trade deals are great! We've signed some with other countries too, you know. And we're talking to even more countries about trade. The Prime Minister is bringing in lots of money and expanding Canada's economy. How can you say otherwise?”
“I want to cheer for a program that spends money. Other countries spend money too. The opposition doesn't understand why this program is good. They say it's bad. That's wrong. Spending more money will make Canada strong.”
“I want people to feel included. I bought savings bonds when I was young and it made me feel good. I think a new fund can make us feel like a team. Our riding gets money for many things already.”
“I'm listing off as many programs and numbers as I can. Look at all the benefits my riding gets! I want voters to think I got them these things. And look, a tax cut and some infrastructure money too! Home builders like those, so I'll name-drop them too. I'll even throw in some military spending, maybe that will impress voters. All these different programs prove that Canada is doing a lot for my riding.”
“I agree that local media is important. CBC/Radio-Canada is very important in my riding. The government's support for local journalists is important too. I just want to say that I agree and I support this.”
“I don't want to answer your specific question about Canada's debt accounting. Instead I will talk about how the International Monetary Fund praises Canada's fiscal responsibility. I encourage everyone in your riding to read our economic update and see the positive economic indicators.”
“I want to create a contrast where Liberals look generous and opposition looks stingy. I want my riding to think government is investing in them.”