“I'm changing the subject to talk about Canada's good points instead of answering the question.”
What they said. What they meant.
Plain-language translations from the House of Commons.
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A wide-ranging bill to implement the Spring 2026 Economic Update, touching on everything from tax deductions for tradespeople to aviation fuel taxes to beer excise duty rates. In 5 hours of debate, MPs mostly grilled the Finance Minister on unrelated topics like ride-sharing regulation, StatsCan data collection, and election promises from 2015. Some substantive questions were asked about domestic investment levels and the bill's housing provisions, but mostly talk went in circles without many direct answers.
“You're praising Canada's investment but I want to change the subject to approval delays. I think the government is doing a great job. We just need to give them more power and more taxpayer money. Anyone who disagrees must hate investment.”
“Look, people with money are giving it to us. That means we're doing good.”
“I'm saying the CEOs I talk to like Canada. I think they like how predictable and stable we are. Look, Shell invested a lot here. That means we're an energy superpower.”
“I want to say something my colleague will like. 'Canada Leads the G7 in Direct Investment Inflows Per Capita'. We're way ahead of the United States. The investments we're making will attract even more investment.”
“I don't want to answer your question. Instead I will repeat talking points about how Canada leads in investment. We will have a summit to attract more investment.”
“I don't want to answer a hard question about what 'investment' means. Ignore the bad parts and cheer for Canada leading in putting money into mergers and acquisitions.”
“You call yourself a Conservative? A real conservative would cheer for an open economy. Investment from companies like Volkswagen and Shell grows our GDP and creates jobs, so you should be celebrating that they want to come here.”
“I'm ignoring your question about domestic investment and changing the subject to celebrate GDP growth instead.”
“I want Canadians to ignore criticism and trust the IMF's growth predictions instead. I think our economy will grow faster than other countries by 2026. I won't say how we'll make that happen.”
“I want Canadians to trust our government's economic plan. We are spending a lot of money on many things. We will build affordable housing and infrastructure. We will protect Canadians and secure our sovereignty. We will cut some costs and find savings to pay for it all. Our new Canada Strong fund will invest in strategic projects. We will train many new skilled trade workers. We will help students with more grants and loans. I want you to believe our spending is creating jobs and making Canada more competitive.”
“I want to thank my colleague. She is an important voice for our region. She has helped shape our budget and economic plan. The Canada Strong fund is a key part of that plan. It is a national sovereign wealth fund. Canadians can invest in it if they want to help build a strong Canada.”
“I want the member to repeat good news about investment. I want him to say our government created the right conditions and that it's good for Canada.”
“I'm trying to look smart in front of the International Monetary Fund. I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later.”
“I'm filling time with kind words and saying nothing anyone could pin down later.”
“I'm going to ignore your real point and just tell you what page the budget is on. Look at page 129. It's in the budget. I found it for you.”
“You know a lot about finance. So trust me, this fund is independent. It definitely won't be controlled by the government. We're only telling it what its overall goals are. And those goals are totally normal for a national fund like this. You should be happy we're making everyone wealthier together.”
“I want you to think I'm smart. But I'm just saying 'independent' and 'best practices' a lot. I hope you won't notice I didn't answer the question.”
“I'm going to keep insisting this fund will be independent. I'll just repeat myself and hope that reassures you.”
“I have enormous respect for you, but you're wrong. It's irresponsible to call this a slush fund. We have consulted widely with funds around the world about best practices. Canada is creating a fund that is going to serve Canadians well.”