Oral Questions
The Economy
“I don't like your facts. I have my own facts. Most Canadians need our help. We are spending lots of money helping them. Maybe Conservatives should help Canadians too.”
MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT
Desrochers delivers partisan talking points with a combative edge, frequently going after Conservatives while praising and defending her party's spending. She talks up government programs, dodges specific questions by repeating broad positive claims about the economy, and reliably circles any topic back to promoting her own riding of Trois-Rivières.
Oral Questions
“I don't like your facts. I have my own facts. Most Canadians need our help. We are spending lots of money helping them. Maybe Conservatives should help Canadians too.”
Government Orders
“Avoid the topic. Accuse the other party.”
Statements by Members
“Come visit my riding this summer because something famous happened here 250 years ago.”
Government Orders
“I want to defend my party and attack the other party. I think the other party votes against bills I like. I don't think the other party supports their arguments.”
“I want this bill to pass so the government can claim it is helping families.”
“Build Canada Homes isn't even a real thing yet. We're still waiting for the Senate. But once it exists, we promise it'll be great. We'll work closely with everyone and I'll personally stay in touch. You can trust us.”
“I ignored your calculation, repeated talking points instead, and hope you won't notice my government is failing to meet its housing targets.”
“I want this bill to pass so the government can claim it is helping families. I will list many spending programs to make us look good. They know the housing market varies but still want to make the federal government the hero. Conservatives should not criticize our spending. They don't really care about affordability!”
“I just want to say nice things about my friends here today.”
Oral Questions
“I don't like that you're making this political. Taxpayers are already spending a lot on housing programs. We have a big national strategy. We gave money to groups. That should be enough.”
“I am listing many things the government is doing. I do not understand why you don't support us. I want you to support us.”
Government Orders
“I want my party to look good. I'm going to pretend this agreement is about defense and the north. Maybe then people will like the government more.”
“I want to make my colleague happy by asking her to say good things about the kind of process that created this bill. Talking about consultations first lets us both look like we're doing lots of hard work.”
Statements by Members
“I like when young people from my riding visit Parliament. It's good when people understand how Parliament works. I want to cheer for the Carrefour jeunesse-emploi program. They do good things for youth in my riding.”
Adjournment Proceedings
“My job is to say nice things about our spending instead of answering whether we should spend even more. I know this is really important to you. But let me talk a lot about what we already do, to make it sound like we already give enough. Maybe if I list lots of nice-sounding words about how much we care and how much we already give, you'll forget that I never actually said no to more.”
“I just want to sound like I care about ferry services and appreciate how important they are. But I'm not actually going to do anything more about the specific issue of BC ferry funding the previous speaker raised.”
Government Orders
“I worked with you on the committee. You asked good questions. But now you're saying things that don't match what we heard there. Promoters and developers told us this bill helps. More affordable homes will lower market pressure. CMHC's head said they work together and this bill helps. CMHC could maybe do this work but it would take them time. Can you really say we didn't hear all that at committee?”
Oral Questions
“The opposition is inventing a crisis. The Liberals are spending billions of dollars in Quebec. They are spending on post-secondary campuses, community centers, infrastructure, hospitals, and public transit. The Liberals believe this spending is necessary and helping people.”
“You complain about spending, but we are sending grocery benefit payments to millions of voters. You aren't serious about cost of living - we're the ones mailing out checks.”
Oral Questions
“We are the good guys. We will give more money to middle class Canadians. We will build homes. The Conservatives are the bad guys and they are hurting Canada.”